rjwhite:

Pulp, “Bad Cover Version.”

Occasionally I’ve casually entertained the possibility of writing a dopey McSweeney’s-ish list of lines to add to this song (“like Joe Buck’s call of Freese’s homer/the newer Katamari Damacys/like Mad Magazine with adverts/like Smokey & the Bandit 3”), but that’d just add another level of meta-commentary that would extend way too far into the ridiculous.